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Vandalism 2.0

2011-05-02T17:00:00.000-07:00

G.M.L. = Graffiti Markup Language (Overview) from Evan Roth on Vimeo.

Today's New Digital Future For Tomorrow's Vandals

School For Awesomeness

2011-05-02T02:47:00.001-07:00

Tempest Freerunning Academy from The Cool Hunter on Vimeo.

Handy-Capable

2011-04-25T19:27:00.001-07:00

Drift Trikes

2011-04-25T19:22:00.000-07:00

Just another case of fuckhead fun sponges trying to vilify a bunch of good cunts.

Tasman Road Policing manager Inspector Jennifer Richardson says "We had a fatal here a week ago where a person was drifting in a car and the driver has been charged with manslaughter.Drifting's drifting, whether you're in a car, on a trike or on a skateboard." ...... What a fucking wanker, I'd love for him to elaborate how drifting a bike is the same as drifting a car.

Aussie Good Cunts

2011-04-07T14:32:00.000-07:00

DAM DAY: Tackling Australia from Paul Fisher on Vimeo.

Champs

2011-04-07T14:30:00.000-07:00

Come On Mate

2010-08-04T12:12:00.000-07:00

Came across this article on the Stuff.co.nz website this morning. It outlines New Zealand Cricket boss Justin Vaughan's attitude surrounding the behaviour of the All Black supporters at the Bledisloe Cup match on the weekend.

He had this to say:

"From what I saw, a portion of the New Zealand contingent ... were focused on consuming vast quantities of alcohol as rapidly as possible, as well as baiting and abusing Australian spectators"

Now maybe it's just me but those guys sound like champions!

That's what the sporting rivalry between NZ and Aussie is all about; getting pissed and shouting a bit of abuse. It's part of what makes the game great.

Even the Aussies have no issue with the behaviour, one of their supporters responded by saying this:

"The atmosphere and general banter between both sets of fans was what I would call well-humoured and non-confrontational."

This guy fucking gets it.

The relationship between NZ and Aussie can best be described as a sibling rivalry. Sure we get pissed and rip the shit out of each other. And sure occasionally that results in the odd brawl. But at the end of the day both sides come out smiling.

I think the NZ Cricket Boss needs to calm the fuck down and spend a bit of time with the punters, he is well out of touch. This sort of behaviour has been part of New Zealand and Australia's cultural identity for centuries. There is no fucking way we should change who we are for the sake of the Rugby World Cup.

These blokes should be celebrated not vilified.

2010-08-01T01:12:00.001-07:00

“Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out,shouting...'Holy Mother of God...What a Ride!!!'"

2010-07-30T20:10:00.001-07:00

These guys are fucking champions!! Nothing but class.

Another shared link. Keep them coming guys.

SHOW ME THE SHENANIGANS!!

Birdmen

2010-07-29T20:09:00.000-07:00

If you haven't seen this before before definitely check it out.

As shared by a fellow Muppet. Keep them coming guys, share the shenanigans.

The Good Cunts are Back

2010-07-29T18:31:00.000-07:00

A new video of the good cunt longboarders has surfaced on the NZ herald website. This time the clan of daring muppets have taken to a Wellington hill far from the prying eyes of the all to sensible Auckland cops.

This is the heralds article in response to the clans latest shenanigans.

4 Banks, 2 Days,

2010-07-28T03:15:00.000-07:00

Four banks in Two days; three form America and one from New Zealand.

Who can pull off the most hilarious robbery?

The contestants:

Contestant 1:
Representing America and going after the Chase bank branch in Setauket, New York. This guy.

The Force was with a man when he robbed a bank wearing a Darth Vader mask and a cape.

Armed with a gun instead of a lightsaber, the man entered a Chase bank branch in Setauket, New York, about 50 miles east of New York City, on Thursday and demanded cash from a teller, police said. He fled through a parking lot with an undisclosed amount of money.

Verdict: Solid effort by the New York man who went with the always hilarious cape option with his disguise. The use of Vader, the supreme commander of the brutal Galactic Empire, was a very good choice. However the use of a gun instead of a lightsabre definitely loses him some points.
Score: 7/10

Contestant 2:
Representing America and going after a bank in Manhattan's Chelsea neighbourhood. Edward Pemberton.

Pemberton allegedly came up with a disarming way to pull off his latest bank heist Thursday in Manhattan's Chelsea neighborhood: he approached the teller's window with a large bouquet of flowers.
A security camera photo published in The New York Post showed the suspect standing at the teller's window holding the bouquet while handing over a note, which reportedly read: "Give me all your hundreds, fifties, don't be a hero."
After getting 440 dollars from the teller, the robber fled the bank leaving the bouquet of yellow chrysanthemums, orange and red daisies and gladiola buds on the counter.
He also left his image on the video camera, helping police to track him down.

Verdict: In an act that is reminiscent of one of Banksy's works
Pemberton's attempt was definitely a well thought out effort. The Lack of a weapon greatly increases his score as does the charming gift he left upon his departure. All-in-all a very respectable attempt.
Score: 8/10

Contestant 3:
Representing America and going after a bank in the Pittsburgh area, Dennis Hawkins.

Authorities say a man robbed a bank wearing a woman's blonde wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.

Swissvale police say 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins was sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in a bag of money when he was arrested on Saturday.

Police Chief Greg Geppert says Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint, using a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store.

Geppert says Hawkins then entered a woman's car. She got out, took her keys and alerted police. Hawkins was found sitting in the car.

Verdict: The always classic cross-dressing gag was used to great effect by Hawkins in his effort, and the addition of clown pants was a stroke of comic genius. The lack of a dangerous weapon was also pleasing to see and definitely improved his score. His atrocious get away loses him points but over all it was a good attempt.
Score: 7/10

Contestant 4:
Representing New Zealand and going after the Victoria St TSB bank in Hamilton, This guy.

A bare-chested would-be bank robber fled a Hamilton bank as staff laughed at his robbery attempt and demand for 50c.

Police said, the man, in his early 20s, entered the Victoria St TSB bank on Monday with a bandana over his lower face and demanded $10, the Waikato Times reported.

When the teller said she didn't have any money he asked for 50c before crouching into a starting race position and running from the bank.

Verdict: Pure genius. What is not to like about this legendary attempt? Let’s start with his appearance; he didn't opt for an elaborate disguise, instead going for the classic and understated bare-chest look. His decision to go after a Hamilton bank was inspired as it insured that his robbery didn't inconvenience anyone in the important New Zealand cities and towns. The sum of money requested was also a stroke of pure genius and definitely intensified the robberies hilarity. The part that tied the whole thing together however was his escape; he didn't just run away, he took the time to get down into a starting race position before sprinting from the scene. And all of this without a weapon. This was by all accounts the perfect bank robbery.
Score: 10/10

So the winner is....... New Zealand, and its not even close..

2010-07-28T02:56:00.000-07:00

Found this gallery of epic skating pics hiding amongst the boards over at sidewalkmag.com. This thing had me occupied for hours, some insane pics in there. Check it out.

Time Bomb

2010-07-27T21:22:00.001-07:00

What is up with all these hilarious Bank Robberies

2010-07-26T17:46:00.000-07:00

We've already had Darth Vader and a classy guy with flowers.

And now we have this guy who robbed a bank while wearing a woman's blonde wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.

Three highly amusing bank robberies in 2 days. Only in America.

Tuesday Morning Graff

2010-07-26T12:41:00.001-07:00

NZ graff site streetarse is definitely worth a squiz, it chronicles some fucking sick artistic shenanigans.

Weeds

2010-07-26T11:24:00.001-07:00

New York is on form recently. First the two steazzy bank robbers tear through the big apple, and now an illicit plant has been found growing next to a side-walk. These are the sort of shenanigans that people can get behind!

I just hope that it wasn't found by Sensible Sally or a Fun Sponge. That would be a tragedy.

Liverpool Street on a Short Board

2010-07-26T01:07:00.000-07:00

The steepest street in Auckland being bombed on a short board. Epic as fuck!!

Mad respect! this guy is a good cunt!

2010-07-26T01:05:00.001-07:00

Fake or not this is fucking dope.

Naked

2010-07-26T00:36:00.001-07:00

Naked Valdroming is not a crime ! from Yvon Labarthe on Vimeo.

tarp surfing

2010-07-26T00:04:00.001-07:00

Sensible Sally

2010-07-25T22:22:00.000-07:00

Sensible; noun,
1. Acting with or exhibiting good sense

Sally; noun,
1. A girls name

Sensible Sally; noun,
1. Waitemata road policing manager Superintendent John Kelly – click to read

The Sensible Sally is another enemy of our cause. They lack the required testicles to partake in enjoyable adventures. There are several telling signs that you should look out for when identifying a Sensible Sally. If you ever encounter one they will first meet you with a look of outrage and shock. Their absent or minuscule testicles result in a complete incomprehension of all marginally dangerous pursuits. If these initial looks do not deter you they will quickly proceed in trying to persuade you to stop. Words like “idiot”, “stupidity” and “dangerous” are typically used as they frantically urge you to cease what ever you are doing. At this point there are few options available to you as in all likely hood they will precede by writing a letter to the local council or MP urging them to take steps to prevent what ever you are doing from occurring again. The Sensible Sally are a cleaver breed and will insist that they are looking out for your safety. Thus the best way to counter a Sensible Sally is to step up your game and give them a show. It is rumored that their brains will explode if they exposed to extreme awesomeness.

Save The Shenanigans

Bank Robberies are/aren't shenanigans?

2010-07-25T20:35:00.000-07:00

Don't get me wrong, calling a bank robbery an act of tom-foolery is a bit of a stretch. But in New York recently there have been a couple of robberies that definitely deserve some recognition.

First off this guy, granted he should have really swapped the gun for a light saber, but either way robbing a bank dressed as Darth Vader is a fucking solid effort.

And then you have this guy, perhaps the classiest bank robber around. Not quite on par with Vader but definitely warrants some respect.

What are your thoughts? Shenanigans? or have they taken it to far.

Fun Sponge

2010-07-25T05:42:00.000-07:00

Fun; noun,
1. Something that provides mirth or amusement

Sponge; noun,
1. The light, fibrous, flexible, absorbent skeleton of certain of these organisms, used for bathing, cleaning, and other purposes.

Fun Sponge; noun,
1. Jackie Robson-click to read story.

The Fun Sponge is one of the many enemies of our cause. Their inability to comprehend the concept of fun makes them an extremely unreasonable adversary. They are easy to identify as they exhibit very predictable behaviour. If they catch you in an act of tom-foolery they will first meet you with looks of pure disdain. If this does not deter you they will then proceed by shaking their heads and muttering snide remarks while you are in ear-shot. From that point on your actions will be the difference between a phone call to the police, or an angry letter to the local council. You must not underestimate a Fun Sponges heightened levels of sensibility, to them no rule is worth breaking. You must thus refrain from trying to reason or joke with them, this will only inflate the already large stick up their ass. The best course of action when dealing with Fun Sponges would be to fire a few snippets of well timed verbal abuse there way. Nothing threatening, just a few "fucks" and "cunts" to throw them off guard.

Save The Shenanigans

2010-07-25T03:04:00.000-07:00

Urban Exploration. What's not to like?

It can be pretty fuckin' dangerous, it's heavily frowned upon, and you get to see cool shit. Text book shenanigans.

check out some of the pictures on these sites. Dope.

http://www.opacity.us/
http://www.urbanexplorers.co.nz/
http://www.uer.ca/
http://www.28dayslater.co.uk/forums/

2010-07-25T02:29:00.000-07:00

Colton Harris-Moore; "The 19-year-old convict has been taunting police in a cat-and-mouse game for more than two years, starting in Washington state with small-time burglaries and escalating with the possible theft of airplanes, boats and luxury vehicles."

Basically a real life "catch me if you can" scenario. I really admire this guys ambition, he is taking tom-foolery to a whole new level. GoodCunt...!

2010-07-25T02:16:00.000-07:00

Bombing the Bombay hills barefoot makes you a certified good cunt.

Doing it in heavy traffic and having it result in a heated debate on the news and Campbell live instantly makes you a knight of the tom-foolery round table.

The world needs more muppets like this.

Much Respect.