Sensible Sally

Sensible; noun,
1. Acting with or exhibiting good sense

Sally; noun,
1. A girls name

Sensible Sally; noun,
1. Waitemata road policing manager Superintendent John Kelly – click to read

The Sensible Sally is another enemy of our cause. They lack the required testicles to partake in enjoyable adventures. There are several telling signs that you should look out for when identifying a Sensible Sally. If you ever encounter one they will first meet you with a look of outrage and shock. Their absent or minuscule testicles result in a complete incomprehension of all marginally dangerous pursuits. If these initial looks do not deter you they will quickly proceed in trying to persuade you to stop. Words like “idiot”, “stupidity” and “dangerous” are typically used as they frantically urge you to cease what ever you are doing. At this point there are few options available to you as in all likely hood they will precede by writing a letter to the local council or MP urging them to take steps to prevent what ever you are doing from occurring again. The Sensible Sally are a cleaver breed and will insist that they are looking out for your safety. Thus the best way to counter a Sensible Sally is to step up your game and give them a show. It is rumored that their brains will explode if they exposed to extreme awesomeness.

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