Fun Sponge

Fun; noun,
1. Something that provides mirth or amusement

Sponge; noun,
1. The light, fibrous, flexible, absorbent skeleton of certain of these organisms, used for bathing, cleaning, and other purposes.

Fun Sponge; noun,
1. Jackie Robson-click to read story.

The Fun Sponge is one of the many enemies of our cause. Their inability to comprehend the concept of fun makes them an extremely unreasonable adversary. They are easy to identify as they exhibit very predictable behaviour. If they catch you in an act of tom-foolery they will first meet you with looks of pure disdain. If this does not deter you they will then proceed by shaking their heads and muttering snide remarks while you are in ear-shot. From that point on your actions will be the difference between a phone call to the police, or an angry letter to the local council. You must not underestimate a Fun Sponges heightened levels of sensibility, to them no rule is worth breaking. You must thus refrain from trying to reason or joke with them, this will only inflate the already large stick up their ass. The best course of action when dealing with Fun Sponges would be to fire a few snippets of well timed verbal abuse there way. Nothing threatening, just a few "fucks" and "cunts" to throw them off guard.

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